Spoil a wish..

[Isphera]

Granted, but it would soon break, and turn shite.

I wish I could have a Musicman Bass.

[Hutch]

Granted, but all the strings break and snap into your eyes blinding you.

I wish for a room full of 1 p coins, above an empty room so that I can leave someone in the empty room and allow 1p coins to slowly trickle into the room until it fills it completly.

FAtal, diet coke cant make you fat as it has only 1 calorie per 500ml.

[Squizzel]

granted.....but it's your entire fortune and you can only ever pay for things in 1p coins, after you've waited ages for enough to trickle through to the room below

I wish I could think of christmas presents for people

[Hutch]

Granted, but unfortunately they are all out of an ann summers catalogue... and you gave it to everyone....and they all insist on using it straight away to make you feel better, oh and did I forget, its YOUR family as well.

I wish for an aids free christmas.

[Bloo]

Granted, but now you can't shag anyone ever again you AIDS-ridden fiend.

I wish I had my own personal penguin butler called Larry.

[Squizzel]

granted, but you end up living on fish for the rest of your life as that is the only thing he ever serves

hmmmm, watching a drunken llama fighting a penguin would be interesting.....

[Hutch]

Fine, but afterwards its very messy, seeing as the penguin would be bleeding everywhere and the camel would be throwing up its guts everywhere after being forcefed fish.

I wish that WoW wasnt such a bitch to reinstall from fresh.

[VoX]

Granted, WoW no longer exists.

I wish that I had a decent PC.

[Squizzel]

granted, but the mouse and keyboard aren't, so it is rendered unusable

I wish I had a trench coat

[Isphera]

Denied, we all know it is I that wears trench coats.

I wish I could play EVE as well as WoW

[VoX]

Granted you filthy hacker.

I wish I was the best CSS player ever.

[Isphera]

Granted, stop surfing.

I wish I was God. (That is if he exists - personal opinion aside)

[VoX]

Granted, your now the cause of all wars.

I wish our CSS servers were popular.

[Darkeagle]

Granted they are always full and therefor you can never get on.

I wish my team fortress worked propley

[VoX]

Granted, but you will forever be the worst at it.

I wish for a sheep to give to Chazlene for Christmas.