Granted, but now everything else is boring in comparison, you become a workaholic and die scrubbing toilets, kind of fitting considering it's where you belong. Some thought the death was suspicious as you were lying face down in the toilet when it was filled with shit, with the scrubber rammed through your heart, but either way, when someone came in and saw you dead in the toilet, they immediately commented on your shoddy work.

I wish that Hutch wouldn't make the next spoil the wish post because this will almost certainly end up as a rant/flame thread, and really, i'd rather actually hurt him than make hollow threats.