Mah prezzies (finally can get onto the site again):

ME-20 multiple guitar effects machine thingy.
Shiny metallic keyboard which is useless because it's a compact laptop one.
Socks.
Lost series 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean: at World's End on dvd.
Music - Dire Straits and Eric Clapton.
Books full of funnies.
Lots of aftershave...

I'll post pictures soon.