Put nicely Gary
Put nicely Gary
germany fuy yeah frreedom for all the jwe haters out htere!¬
fuck tou!
Gary-that's not a legitimate use for a sausage.
Neither are yours hutch, although fucking is possibly a use.
Mine:
Use to take incriminating pictures of Hutch in bed with a sausage and stick huge posters up all over the school walls.
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Fine....
Making a nice, big bang by sticking a load up the exhaust of a car
Make a meatilicious raft and sail the seas! Yar!
- Useful for Hansel and Gretel if their parents are/were carnivores.
- Can use sausages to spell out a distress message if deserted on an island.
- A string of chipolatas can become a meaty lasso for cowboys.
- A bribe to stop Barney the Dinosaur from raping you.
ROFL at the last one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb7x...eature=related
DIE YOU PURPLE MOFO! (Link thanks to Mark)
"It's snowing Barney..."
(can't get rid of the annoying link...)
Last edited by Paper Tiger; 2nd January 2008 at 09:52 AM.
Another use: Earplugs for the nagging parents/wife/girlfriend/teacher/banned twat on TF2...The list goes on.
Ammo against third world countries...Drop a crate full of 'em, and you can do what you want
Pretend microphone for practising Elvis impersonator.
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Stop leaking pipes
Getting someones attention by throwing it at them in a food tech class
Currency for a 3rd world country, just to spite them.
Something to spit roast with (pun, what pun?)
Something to poison to kill off/make people ill (CMOT style)
cock sock/willy warmer
Use as fingers if your own are amputated.
Write revision notes on them and bring them into an exam.
Use as guitar plectrum.
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The techno remix!
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