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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    Soemthing to get the freaking dogs away from you in Cod 4, it might work better than simply trying to get them away from your throat which never works.

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch View Post
    Soemthing to get the freaking dogs away from you in Cod 4, it might work better than simply trying to get them away from your throat which never works.
    I'm steadily perfecting the art of snapping those dogs necks, basically, press V BEFORE you're floored.

    Or shoot the fuckers with a shotgun.

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    Weapons for insult sword fighting.
    Take a photo of one and use it as a screamer image.
    Cut a frankfurter into thin slices and use as poker chips.
    "If at first you don't succeed, spend a lot of money to have a professional do it for you."


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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    Use with ketchup in a low budget film for dismembered fingers or toes or...

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    juggle with them
    tie several very burnt chipolatas together and use them as a garotte
    replacement nose......it doesn't matter, you can't smell the thing anyway

    is it me or is hutch beginning to get obsessed with COD4?

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    lol @ bloo and the shotgun!

    Anyone else find it funny that Portal is rated higher than CoD4 in PCGamer?
    Portal: 90%
    CoD4: 85%

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    Yeah, but I have portal as well.

    Back to topic, as a microphone for that bastard man who is always singing at Beauty pagents in America.

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    Interactive MMO for the community.
    WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW

    NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.


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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    A surragate mother for Britney spear's kids?
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!


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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    A device for torturing Wow players 11-1337 dmg +1 stamina +13 Holy Resistence.

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    use an extremely long, thin chipolata as a whip

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Squizzel View Post
    use an extremely long, thin chipolata as a whip
    Or a chain of sausages linked together?

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    Re: Uses for a sausage.

    that wouldn't be as fun

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