This is just an idea Spawn of Ebil and I came up with over MSN, just think of as many different uses for a sausage as you can, ranging from chipolatas to frankfurters, and don't be crude!
Examples:
Low-maintenance pet.
Emergency cigar.
Doorstop.
This is just an idea Spawn of Ebil and I came up with over MSN, just think of as many different uses for a sausage as you can, ranging from chipolatas to frankfurters, and don't be crude!
Examples:
Low-maintenance pet.
Emergency cigar.
Doorstop.
"If at first you don't succeed, spend a lot of money to have a professional do it for you."
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Lover.
Small projectile (Throwing it at stuff)
Water Detector (Need two)
Alternative Swear word (e.g. OH SAUSAGE!).
Messiah.
Improvised weapon for a bank robbery.
Use several to make an emergency ladder to escape prison.
WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW
NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.
The techno remix!
A tasty snack
Female Stress Reliever
Group six into a circle, put it on a bent stick and you have a paint roller.
The props for a low-budget remake of Snakes on a plane.
Earplugs.
Backup police truncheon.
"If at first you don't succeed, spend a lot of money to have a professional do it for you."
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Once in france I thought there were 3 brown sausages, sitting on the doorstep, looked closer to see what they were, turned out the had antennae and were weird slugs, ewww.
A finger.
A decoy for the hungry dogs chasing you.
I lol'd.The props for a low-budget remake of Snakes on a plane.
Miniature snowboard for small people.
Hollow out and use as pen grip.
WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW
NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.
The techno remix!
Replacement rifle ammo
Use to disguise yourself as a German,
Part of a "construct a German sausage Dog" toy for a child. (choking parts)
Christmas tree decoration. (O tannenbaum)
Chipolata can be used as a pipe cleaner (Great British thing)
Hollow it out to disguise dynamite, hide it in a German pub and blow it up
IS there a theme?
YOU ARE NOT GERMAN, SO STOP TRYING TO BE.
A completely useless battery.
Champagne cork.
Chipolatas can be disguised as Cadbury fingers to give children a healthier diet.
Last edited by Chazlene; 31st December 2007 at 04:04 PM.
"If at first you don't succeed, spend a lot of money to have a professional do it for you."
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Stick them altogether to make a sausage vest and say you have a bomb.
Or just cook the sausages then make a vest and have a warm (and greasy) jacket to wear.
if you got loads you could build a sculpture out of them
you could carve one into the shape of a.....spoon, yes....obviously >.>
Wanting to blow up Germans, yet you love Rammstein... :S
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