Tell us a story!

[Mr.Big]

Once Upon a time there was the brave Mr.Big, he was a poor soldier. He saw a castle once he wanted and in the castle was an über high tech supercomputer. So he gathered an army, he got the best of the worst :P, Chalex, Bloo, Chazlene, Target and Hutch. They trained days and nights and weeks. Finally they were ready so we go on and get some horse's, Then Mr.Big had forgotten to teach them horse riding, so many days and nights longer they had mastered the horse riding skill. They rode many days and nights in cheesy plates and armed with baguettes and got to the castle. BOOOOOMM cannons were shot, Bloo was killed there. The Rest stormed the castle after fighting 300swordsmen Hutch and Target where killed, then when we got to the king. The kings bodyguards managed to kill Chalex and Chazlene but the brave Mr.Big killed the king and the bodyguards, Then he got Chalex a medic and he lived. Mr.Big started the überhightech pc ...... then kaboooom the window vista crashed and not another windows vista in 9999999999... km . THE END!


Ps. i dont want to defend my castle, i want to attack a castle lol