There once was a lad called Chalex Four, who's sperm count was rather poor,

he tried ever trick possible, and a few more that were impossible, to raise up the numbers, from sexy music while he slumbers,

to freezing his prick, against an ice cold brick, But it all went wrong, and he lost his dong,

to a stray pack of badgers, who bit him right in the nadgers..
...and now he's called Chalexandra Four!