Greatest National Anthem ever?

[Chalex4]

If you want Chalex I can get the .swf file so you could put it on our arcade.

Sorry, the arcade won't keep the submitted scores unless the .swf file is specifically made for the arcade addon.

[Isphera]

If you were on the first ATK hike with Chaz, Spawn and I, you would have been part of the discussion.

So how the fuck are the rest of us supposed to know this?

[Bloo]

There once was a lad called Chalex Four, who's sperm count was rather poor,

he tried ever trick possible, and a few more that were impossible, to raise up the numbers, from sexy music while he slumbers,

to freezing his prick, against an ice cold brick, But it all went wrong, and he lost his dong,

to a stray pack of badgers, who bit him right in the nadgers..
...and now he's called Chalexandra Four!

[Chazlene]

Came up with this in about 2 seconds, might be a little shitty:

There once was a young chap named Bloo,
Who wore an incredibly large shoe,
The other was small,
which caused him to fall,
Into a large pile of dog poo.

[Bloo]

*makes a rhyme thread*