1. put a nice emo line at the end of ur msn name eg <im always wishing, im always wishing too late, for things to go my way>

2. make ur fringe lob sided so u look like a fag ... trust me it makes u look so kwl

3. update ur music to some uber cool pirate rap

4. say YOUR MOM after evrything said to u ...

5. get some realy tight jeans so the blood flow to ur penis is minimal making it smaller

6. PLAY WARCRAFT

7. loose virginity

8. take a pic of ur cock on ur phone send it to lots of girly ... it worked 4 me btw they asked 4 it im not some freak that send pics 2 childern .... *caugh* challex

9. blah cba riting more