The idea is simple. Every week or so, I give you a line that you then have to embellish into a full blown story, making it as fantastical, whimsical and froody as you like. Points are added for making me lol.

So, I'll start you off this week with:

So, tell me about the time you fended off a siege on your castle armed with nothing more than a plate of cheese and two baguettes.