For those of you who don't know him, John Morgan is a complete geek at my school who many of us here take the complete piss out of. So it was quite hilarious when on Medieval 2: Total War I created a priest agent who happened to have the name John Morgan. I'm going to go through his life from a humble priest to the Pope and ruler of the whole of Christendom.

John Morgan began his career as a priest in Britain:



He went up in the world when, due to his devotion to the Catholic Church, was accepted into the Pope's possy, more commonly known as the College of Cardinals:



John Morgan arose even higher when he became on of the three Priest Preferati, the priests who have a chance of becoming the next Pope, although he still had a way to climb before he could be guaranteed the position of the Pope:



Bad news, several more of my priests entered the college of Cardinals and were regarded as more religious, the problem being that I can't assassinate my own Cardinals to allow John Morgan to get to the top:



In an attempt to increase John Morgan's piety, I sent him to North Africa, where it was full of Muslims, ready to be converted to Catholicism:



John Morgan traveled far on his conversion quest, even to the furthest away place from anywhere known to man:



Finally, as one of the most religious people in the known world, John Morgan obtained the position of top preferati, ensuring that he would become Pope as soon as the current one died:



Papal election day came, John Morgan had lots of support due to the many English priests currently in the College:



At last, from his humble beginnings as a simple priest, John Morgan ascended to the position of Pope and high ruler of the entire Catholic population (although their name changes when they become Pope):