Apple introduces revolutionary new laptop with no keyboard

[Chalex4]

With MacWorld 2009 under way, some of you may be unaware of the new keyboardless new laptop introduced by Apple. Here is a link for a video about it:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

I want one, especially since I'll buy almost anything if it shiny and made by Apple :D.

For those of you who know how awesome "The Onion" is, you will understand :p.

[Calneon]

Heh.

I was about to write about how shit it would be, then I realised xD.

[Marshy]

The biggest piece of shit i think i have ever seen. Imagine writing out like an essay

[Colonel Mitch]

WORST PRODUCT EVEeER!!!!!!!

[Colonel Mitch]

honestly this must be Bullshit.... 19 minutes battery life.... scroll to your desiered letter and then scroll for the next.... scroll through a list of EVERY file on the computer, $10,000 for the 40Gb hdd comapred to $2500 for the 8???

EDIT: http://www.apple.com/search/mac/?q=macbook+wheel

theres a lack of any info on it whasever on apples site... hmm chalex trying to be funny

[Marshy]

ofc its bullshit at the end shoe goes 'In business hopefully then will use pc's instead of dicking around'

also the email has loads of errors

[VoX]

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/facepalm.jpg

[Darkeagle]

19 minutes charge!

[Chalex4]

No way have only a few of you heard of The Onion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion).

For those of you that are obviously shitting your pants over this, it is a PARODY. They do loads of hilarious stuff like this, e.g. this (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mean_automakers_dash_nations_hope) too :D. C'mon guys, you have really surprised me here.

[Calneon]

honestly this must be Bullshit.... 19 minutes battery life.... scroll to your desiered letter and then scroll for the next.... scroll through a list of EVERY file on the computer, $10,000 for the 40Gb hdd comapred to $2500 for the 8???

EDIT: http://www.apple.com/search/mac/?q=macbook+wheel

theres a lack of any info on it whasever on apples site... hmm chalex trying to be funny


The biggest piece of shit i think i have ever seen. Imagine writing out like an essay


19 minutes charge!

You can't be fucking serious, I thought you guys were smarter than that...

EDIT: Haha Chalex, that flying car one is even better.

[D_K_Head]

I like the feedbag one, but this is pretty good too... Got to love onion.

[Trigger]

Hey its not all bad, could be good for driving games :D

[Calneon]

Haha yeah Trigger.

[Bloo]

We're just not used to you cracking jokes Chalex.

[Darkeagle]

Yeah ever time i make a joke on ts your like

" DONT DO THAT "

[Calneon]

Probably because they're jokes about him xD.

[Vicious Horizon]

Isn't that the one where they used a crane or something?

[Chazlene]

I saw this yesterday, so did Apple themselves make this hoax?

Reminds me of the Xbox 360 April Fools, where they advertised some supposedly new products, like the 360 wireless gaming helmet, and the Xbox vintage edition, made out of wood with brass analog sticks.

[Calneon]

I saw this yesterday, so did Apple themselves make this hoax?

Reminds me of the Xbox 360 April Fools, where they advertised some supposedly new products, like the 360 wireless gaming helmet, and the Xbox vintage edition, made out of wood with brass analog sticks.
The Onion made it. They do hoax news stuff.

[Isphera]

Gotta love the onion :D

[Target]

Lol since when does chalex ever come on ts to make jokes? and most of the time there aimed at him anyway :P Very good parody, lol hu has time to find these websites and watch all this crap :P there are certain videos that a certain person shuld hav finished making himself by now :O Oric will prob b level 80 by the time its ready which will be longer than nxt xmas ^^