***UPDATE*** There is now a Special edition of the WAGS Match Config... im not lying, it really is like this:

Console: Hutch's Match Script V1.82
Console: Created for -(WAGS)-
Console: Created By Charles Hutchence
Console: RED SAUCE ON PASTA???!!
Console: NO!
Console: THIS IS WANNABE AMATEUR GIRL SCOUTS PART OF C2G COMMUNITY!!!...
Console: ... and SPARTA!!... and JENGA!!
Console: Our Bees will blot out the sun
Console: Then we shall hug in the shade
Console: Uh guys shouldn't we be fighting rather than quoting 300?
Console: -(WAGS)- WARMODE Initializing! STANDBY!
Console: Match Script Initiated
Console: Good Luck -(WAGS)- ,You'll need it
Console: NOW GO LOSE THAT MATCH!